Regarding procrastination self help articles: the people who preach
time management and
reward mechanisms and whatnot clearly don't get the amazing medical condition that is procrastination. Procrastinators are not dumb (and in all probability way smarter than your average bloke). They know
exactly what they should and shouldn't be doing. They have probably researched the underlying psychology so thoroughly that a book length essay on the subject would be a no-brainer. And yet they procrastinate. It's mind-numbingly impossible but it's true.
Therefore I present the ULTIMATE cure for procrastination, sans frills - listen up now -
The key to ending procrastination is simply to press Alt+F4 then "Enter" on your keyboard, in rapid succession.
Alt+F4 then "Enter". Keep doing it. That's it. No strings attached. If it doesn't work then nothing else will, and you can go back to shuffling through that vicious cycle all over again :)
Pssst...you know you're a procrastinator when your subconscious spits out [stuff like this] XD
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